Well, then check out some of the festivals that celebrate our unique culture!
Go on, you know you want to! Just be sure and send me a postcard.
First if anyone is interested in visiting New Orleans in July you can attend the San Fermin in Nueva Orleans. This would be the Running of the Bulls New Orleans style. The bulls aren't really bulls but members of the Big Easy Rollergirls. The "bulls" sport helmets with horns and are armed with plastic bats to intimidate the hundreds of runners. Here is a video of some of last year's run.
Second we have the Roswell UFO Festival in Roswell, New Mexico. I grew up not too far from Roswell and managed to avoid getting caught up in the UFO frenzy. Honestly, I never did dress up as an outer space alien for Halloween. Never.
As you know in 1947 a UFO crashed in the desert near Roswell. Initially it was reported as a "flying disk," but later the United States Army changed it to a weather balloon. There's been controversy ever since on what it really was. You can find "real" and "authentic" photos all over the internet of the alien and the spacecraft.
Family vacation Roswell style.
Over the 4th of July weekend, to celebrate the historic event, the city of Roswell hosts a huge festival. It makes perfect sense that they would hold this festival on the day we celebrate our country's freedom. Has anyone seen the movie "Independence Day"?
Next we go to our very own Fruita, Colorado for Mike the Headless Chicken Festival.
Really you can't make this stuff up.
Seems back in 1945 there was a farmer in Fruita who was wantin' some chicken for dinner and went out and lopped off poor Mike's head.
He missed Mike's jugular vein and a clot formed preventing Mike from bleeding to death. Mike was also lucky enough to retain most of his brain stem, which allowed him the pleasure of living a relatively normal - as normal as can be expected without a head - life. In fact Mike managed to live another 18 months after his decapitation. Now the city of Fruita holds a festival so that people can come together and remember good ol' Mike. And do the chicken dance. And eat...
ah, isn't he cute?!
So, go on. Get out there and experience all the thrills, chills, and excitement these and many more wacky and fun festivals have to offer!