09 December 2009

my thoughts on Tiger

Only because I can't get away from Tiger this and Tiger that, am I going to comment on the whole debacle.

First let me say that I am not a close friend of either Tiger or his wife or any of the many women who are claiming to have bonked Tiger, so I can't confirm any of what's been reported.

That being said, if Mr. Woods was soooo stupid and naive to believe he could bonk a multitude (the number is up to ten even as I write this) of women and expect not to be found out, he's one taco short of a combination plate.

Again, I don't personally know any of the women involved but the majority of them seem to be in professions that I don't perceive as being especially discreet.  Porn actresses and Hooters waitresses, among others.  Are you kidding me?  I'm sure they all have their redeeming qualities, but morals and decency don't appear to be among them.

Now, don't get me wrong, I don't think there is anything wrong with working at Hooters.  If you have big boobs and don't mind being perceived as bimbo-ish, then I'm sure it's a great gig.  Someone has to schlep all the food and drink to the discerning clientele who are there for the top notch cuisine. Yes, I'm aware that their buffalo wings are supposed to be quite tasty.  Having eaten there many, many, many years ago, I can only hope they've improved on the quality and taste.  Let's just say, I didn't get the impression that the wings were the real draw for most of the diners.

As for choosing to be a porn actress (I hesitate to use the term "star" since I'm not familiar enough with the industry to know if these women had achieved that status or not,) I'm at a loss.  Perhaps someone could enlighten me on why a person chooses this profession. 

My first thoughts were, did he really expect all these women to keep it quiet?  And did he really think none of this would ever get out?  Is Tiger Woods really that brain-impaired?  If so, then I think we need to get to the bottom of this and have him fess up and fill us all in on who conked him over the head with a nine iron! 

I guess out of all of it, those questions are the ones I want answered.  I don't care why, when, or where he did it.  I want to know if he honestly thought he could go on with his life after all these little trysts or affairs or whatever you call them and NOBODY was going to find out.  Seriously, Mr. Woods.  You may not have the common sense of a bag of rocks; but you can't think all of your friends, family, and fans were as dense too?